May 2012
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May 31st
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Anonymous asked: WHO'S THAT GIRL?
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Anonymous asked: I'd ask you anything anything anything....
May 31st
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“Wait. I gotta find my key from the other night when I was drunk.”
– Samantha Samuels
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Anonymous asked: i FOLLWO U BECAUSE I WANT TO HAVE BABIES WITH U. I WOOD LYKE TO MEET IN PERSON SUMTIME TO ARRANGE OUR LUVMAKING SESHION.
May 31st
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Anonymous asked: I have a penis for you.
May 31st
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Anonymous asked: If I met you I'd poop my pants and then go eat
May 31st
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Anonymous asked: Cute message: your sister is cute
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Anonymous asked: I follow you online because I can't follow you in person. At least not for long..
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Anonymous asked: The first time ever I saw your face, I knew I was going to be your best friend forever.
May 31st
Anonymous asked: you're one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen. you're really eloquent when you write and it's so charming and like..I'd like to meet you.
May 31st
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Anonymous asked: Here's a cute message :D <3 luv you booooo 8=D
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Reblog if you want one of these in your askbox:
A compliment A story Why you follow me If you met me what would you do A cute message One thing you want to tell me One thing you want to know about me
May 31st
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May 30th
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moritzsstiefel: my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said “oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?” mom Shit my mom would say.
May 30th
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iloveeddieredmayne: Les Miserables 2012 movie trailer OH SHIT NO WAY.
May 30th
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May 28th
karlajosephine: Britney Roque is asleep on my floor.
May 28th
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May 27th
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“We’re just going to have to be secretly in love with each other and leave it at...”
– (via daughterofhungryghosts)
May 27th
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Television: In the criminal justice system--
Me: SEXUALLY-BASED OFFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN
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May 25th
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cosmo sex tip #666
when he’s least expecting it, carve a pentagram in his chest and begin summoning satan
May 25th
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karlajosephine: A grown man in a Disney sweater is spanking his girlfriend’s thighs in front of me. Team.
May 25th
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May 24th
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vegansaurus!: Vegan Roadtrip: Vegas, take two! →
Jenny wrote up an awesome post on Vegansaurus about our trip to Vegas using some photos taken by yours truly at the Red 8 Bistro at the Wynn Hotel. Also, remembering the food at Pura Vida is making my growl like a wildebeest (do they even growl?). Happy Vegan Vegassing! vegansaurus: In under one year I’ve been to Vegas twice! And I don’t even gamble (unless we’re talking about the guys I date,...
May 24th
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