i made my own survey cuz i dont give a shit if you were kissed under fireworks or still love your ex
1: have you ever tried to catch a fart and shat in your hand?
2: if your ex wanted to get all greased up and have you and your family try to catch her or him, who would catch her or him first?
3: leather socks or latex socks? and why?
4: if you could be friends with one insect and share your bed with it for one nigt which one would you choose?
5: if a baby came up to you and tried to sell you bomb ass weed what would you do?
6: quickly insert the closest object to you in your mouth
7: bulgarian polka or Enya?
8: do you look at your poops after wiping?
9: what is your current masturbation record? (24 hour record)
10: how often do you think about lyme disease
11: one time my brother and i were riding bikes and he crashed into me and i got cut
12: if you knew you wouldnt get caught shitting on someones head, who would it be and why?
13: shave your eye brows and replace with pubes or shave head and replace with pubes?
14: how tall are you?
15: The AC is broken, do you take a shower to cool down or just complain all the time?
16: why are you so obsessed with anchors?
17: your favorite ping pong player
18: fuck one marry one kill one, Dee Snider from twisted sister, GG Allin, or Charles manson.
19: explain your current obsession
20: how old were you when first were aware you are an idiot
21: cankles? or really really fat neck?
22: bathe in one, drink one, anally shove in rectum in one. Pickle soda, leather soda, dish sponge soda
23: what is currently in your refrigerator?
24: why it be like it is?
25: get stabbed by a spoon or a coat hanger?
26: if you dont have a TV where does your furniture face?
27: craziest sex story
28: dream profession
29: describe your sick ass fetish (i know you have one)
30: one time me and my neighbor layed logs on this dirt path and we got yelled at
31: why the fuck is everyone obsessed with Adele. nigga doesnt even smile
32: what do your fingers currently smell like?
33: have you ever kissed a vajayjay?
34: name a band you hate (not enya or evanessence we know they suck)
35: post of pic of the biggest shit you have taken (what you dont take pics of ginormous shits?)
36: how many bottles of jemken do you have brewing at the moment?
37: if you could be born outta any vagina, whose would it be?
38: one time i pooped my pants in a mcds cuz those fuckers only have one stall and it was being used
39: next time you get an STD just say its So Totally Dope
40: would you rather make out with a dude in a nursing home or a dog after he licked his shit?
41: my bro beat me up when i was in 8th grade cuz i wouldnt give him the 17 magazine i used to beat off to
42: would you ever want to be a cop so you can beat people and enter peoples houses so you can look around.
43: craziest shit you ever smoked
44: Favorite pornoY’all should ask me some of these questions, i’ll answer
